Tingus Goose
ΠΠ°ΡΠ° Π²ΡΡ
ΠΎΠ΄Π°
2025 (01.12.2025)
Π Π°Π·ΡΠ°Π±ΠΎΡΡΠΈΠΊ
SweatyChair
ΠΠ·Π΄Π°ΡΠ΅Π»Ρ
Playsaurus, UltraPlayers
Π―Π·ΡΠΊΠΈ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ΅ΠΉΡΠ°
Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΡΠ°Π½ΡΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΈΡΠ°Π»ΡΡΠ½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, Π½ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΡΠ»Π°Π½Π΄ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΊΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ (ΡΠΏΡ.), ΡΠΏΠΎΠ½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΊΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ (ΡΡΠ°Π΄.), ΠΊΠΎΡΠ΅ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΈΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΠΈΡ, ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΡΠ°Π·ΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡ, ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΠΈΡ, ΠΈΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΠ°ΡΠΈΠ½ΡΠΊΠ°Ρ ΠΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°
Π―Π·ΡΠΊΠΈ ΠΎΠ·Π²ΡΡΠΊΠΈ
Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΡΠ°Π½ΡΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΈΡΠ°Π»ΡΡΠ½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, Π½ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΡΠ»Π°Π½Π΄ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΊΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ (ΡΠΏΡ.), ΡΠΏΠΎΠ½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΊΠΈΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ (ΡΡΠ°Π΄.), ΠΊΠΎΡΠ΅ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΡΠ°ΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ, ΠΈΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΠΈΡ, ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΡΠ°Π·ΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡ, ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΠΎΡΡΡΠ³Π°Π»ΠΈΡ, ΠΈΡΠΏΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ β ΠΠ°ΡΠΈΠ½ΡΠΊΠ°Ρ ΠΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°
Π‘ΠΊΡΠΈΠ½ΡΠΎΡΡ ΠΈΠ· ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ
Π’ΡΠ΅ΠΉΠ»Π΅Ρ ΠΈ Π²ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΎ ΠΈΠ· ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ
Π‘ΠΈΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠ΅Π±ΠΎΠ²Π°Π½ΠΈΡ
| ΠΠ°ΡΠ°ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡ | ΠΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΌΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠ΅ | Π Π΅ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΄ΡΠ΅ΠΌΡΠ΅ |
|---|---|---|
| ΠΠ‘ | Windows 7 SP1 | Windows 10 |
| ΠΡΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡΠΎΡ | Any x64 with SSE2 support | Intel Core i5 or AMD Ryzen 5 |
| ΠΠ°ΠΌΡΡΡ | 4 GB | 8 GB |
| ΠΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΎΠΊΠ°ΡΡΠ° | DX10-capable (e.g., GeForce 8800 GT) | DX11-capable (e.g., GTX 1060) |
| ΠΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π½Π° Π΄ΠΈΡΠΊΠ΅ | 1 GB | 2 GB |
| DirectX | Version 10 | Version 11 |
| ΠΠΎΠΏΠΎΠ»Π½ΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎ | DirectX-compatible sound card | DirectX-compatible sound card |
ΠΠΏΠΈΡΠ°Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈΠ³ΡΡ
Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of π ¬ content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original βBlossomβ gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of π ¬ content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original βBlossomβ gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
ΠΡΡΠ³ΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠ΅ΠΏΠ°ΠΊΠΈ
| Π Π΅ΠΏΠ°ΠΊΠ΅Ρ | Π’ΠΈΠΏ | ΠΠ΅ΡΡΠΈΡ | Π Π°Π·ΠΌΠ΅Ρ | Π‘ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ°ΡΡ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| deuce0 | Portable | β | 0.42 GB | Π‘ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ°ΡΡ |
