Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock
Версия игры: — | Обновлено: 08.02.2026 21:04
Дата выхода
2025 (19.08.2025)
Последнее обновление
08.02.2026 21:04
Разработчик
STFGames
Издатель
STFGames
Репакер
FitGirl
Игра в подборках:
Языки интерфейса
английский, русский, французский, итальянский, немецкий, испанский — Испания, японский, португальский — Бразилия, китайский (упр.)
Игры начинающиеся на
«S»
Скриншоты из игры
Трейлер и видео из игры
Системные требования
| Параметр | Минимальные | Рекомендуемые |
|---|---|---|
| ОС | Windows 10 (64-bit Required)/Windows 11 (64-bit Required) | Windows 10 (64-bit Required)/Windows 11 (64-bit Required) |
| Процессор | Intel Core i5-10400 or Intel Core i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | Intel Core i5-10400 or Intel Core i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen 5 3600 |
| Память | 6 GB | 6 GB |
| Видеокарта | Nvidia GTX 1060 (6 GB) / AMD Radeon RX 580 (8 GB) | Nvidia RTX 2060 / AMD Radeon RX 5700 XT |
| Место на диске | 10 GB | 10 GB |
| DirectX | Version 12 | Version 12 |
| Дополнительно | SSD required. Expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under Lowest graphics setting. DirectStorage supported. | SSD required. Expected to run at 1080p / 60 fps (with Frame Generation enabled) under Medium graphics setting. DirectStorage supported. |
Описание игры
Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.
Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?
Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
Gameplay Highlights:
🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.
Why Be a Rock?
Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)
Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?
Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
Gameplay Highlights:
🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.
Why Be a Rock?
Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)
